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GRANNY: ESCAPE TOGETHER REVIEW - HIDE AND SEEK WITH GRANDMA'S JIGGLE PHYSICS
Ever wondered what it would be like if your grandma went full psycho and trapped you in a house that makes the SAW franchise look like a daycare center? Well, wonder no more because Granny: Escape Together is here to answer that burning question absolutely nobody asked for.
FORGIVE ME FATHER 2 REVIEW - WHEN LOVECRAFT MEETS DOOM AND FORGETS THE MOVEMENT KEYS
Ever wondered what would happen if H.P. Lovecraft and the DOOM guy had a baby, then dropped it on its head a few times? Well, Forgive Me Father 2 is here to answer that question with its comic-book styled violence and questionably mobile protagonist.
BLACK DRAGON MAGE REVIEW - WHEN VAMPIRE SURVIVORS MEETS DOLLAR STORE MAGIC
Ever wondered what would happen if Vampire Survivors had a one-night stand with a budget RPG and forgot to call back? Well, Black Dragon Mage is that unexpected lovechild, complete with pixelated daddy issues and a concerning lack of depth. But like that weird cousin who's really good at exactly one party trick, it's got its moments.
FAST FOOD SIMULATOR REVIEW - WHERE DIGITAL PTSD MEETS MINIMUM WAGE MAYHEM
Ever wondered what it's like to experience a mental breakdown while trying to perfectly squirt exactly three drops of ketchup on a burger? Well, strap on that virtual name tag because Fast Food Simulator is here to give you all the workplace trauma without the actual paycheck.
BLOCKBUSTER INC. REVIEW - HOLLYWOOD DREAMS MEET BUGGY REALITY
Ever wondered what it would be like to run your own movie studio while fighting with a UI that seems designed by a drunk monkey with a vendetta against edge scrolling? Well, Blockbuster Inc. is here to answer that question, and boy, is it a mixed bag of popcorn.
ROGUE WATERS REVIEW: WHEN XCOM MEETS PIRATES AND FORGETS TO BRING RUM
Ever wondered what would happen if XCOM had a drunken one-night stand with FTL while watching Pirates of the Caribbean? Well, Rogue Waters is that beautiful bastard child. It's a tactical roguelite that combines ship-to-ship combat with turn-based boarding action, serving up a platter of strategy with a side of "yarr" that's both engaging and slightly undercooked.
SWITCH 2 JOY-CONS LEAKED: NOW WITH MORE BUTTONS TO EVENTUALLY DRIFT
Ever wondered what the next generation of Joy-Con drift might look like? Well, some blurry photos from a Chinese social media user named 马里奥68 might have the answer. The alleged Switch 2 Joy-Con images look about as clear as my vision after a 12-hour gaming marathon.
GAMESTOP LEAVING GERMANY: ANOTHER BRICK AND MORTAR BITES THE DUST
Ever wondered what happens when a gaming retail giant finally runs out of extra lives? GameStop is about to show us, announcing their permanent departure from Germany by January 31, 2025. The once-mighty retailer is pulling the plug on their remaining 70 stores in the country, marking another major retreat from the European market.
VALVE'S SECRET PROJECTS LEAKED: DECKARD VR, NEW CONTROLLERS, AND THE ETERNAL HALF-LIFE 3 DREAMS
Ever wondered what Valve does besides counting your Steam sale purchases? According to Tyler McVicker, they're busy cooking up more projects than Gordon Freeman has time for. The company's apparently working on something called Deckard, while a Half-Life 2 veteran suspiciously returns to the fold. Valve teasing Half-Life 3? What year is it again?
INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE INSTALL SIZE LEAKED: YOUR STORAGE SPACE IS DOOMED
Ever wondered how many ancient artifacts Indy's going to cram into your Xbox? Well, according to a recent leak, the answer is about 130GB worth. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is bringing a storage requirement that's bigger than Indy's fear of snakes, clocking in at a whopping 131.69GB.
NAUGHTY DOG'S NEW IP REVEALED: EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS PROJECT JORDAN
Ever wondered what happens when one of gaming's most acclaimed studios gets bored of making us cry over mushroom zombies? Well, it looks like we're about to find out, as Naughty Dog has been dropping more hints about their new IP than a politician drops campaign promises. (Source)
MECHWARRIOR 5: CLANS REVIEW - WHEN A LOVE LETTER TO FANS NEEDS MORE POSTAGE
Ever wondered what happens when you take a beloved mech franchise, sprinkle it with some Clan warfare, and somehow still end up with more bugs than features? Well, strap into your neurohelmet, because MechWarrior 5: Clans is here to show us exactly that.
One Punch Man, Hitman, and More: Massive Fortnite Collaboration Leak Reveals Epic's Next Moves
Just when you thought Fortnite couldn't possibly stuff more IPs into its battle royale blender, here comes another wave of potential crossovers that reads like someone's fever dream wishlist. According to reliable leaker Shpeshal Nick (the same prophet who called the DOOM and TMNT collabs), we're in for quite the eclectic mix.
AMAZON'S NEW GAME: VETERANS ASSEMBLE FOR MYSTERY UE5 PROJECT, HOPEFULLY NOT ANOTHER NEW WORLD
Ever wondered what happens when you throw a bunch of MMO veterans into Amazon's money pit? Well, we're about to find out, as the tech giant is quietly assembling their own gaming Avengers team for an unannounced UE5 project.
Steam Autumn Sale 2024: Empty Your Wallet and Fill Your Library
Steam sales hit different when your bank account is already crying. Gabe Newell's discount circus is back in town, and this time it's bringing deals that'll make your credit card melt faster than a GPU in Cyberpunk 2077's launch week.
RANCH SIMULATOR REVIEW: WHERE FARMING MEETS CHAOTIC FUN
Ranch Simulator is the kind of game that makes you forget you've been playing for 9 hours straight while trying to build the perfect pig empire. It's like someone took the best bits of Farming Simulator, sprinkled in some Minecraft-style building, and added just enough chaos to keep you coming back for more.
NINTENDO SWITCH 2 LEAKER VANISHES FASTER THAN A MARIO POWER-UP
Just when you thought Nintendo leaks couldn't get more dramatic, we've got a leaker pulling a disappearing act that would make a Ninja jealous. And no, we're not talking about the streaming kind.
UBISOFT'S NEW SOCIAL-SIM 'ALTERRA' LEAKED: ANIMAL CROSSING WITH A VOXEL TWIST AND PROBABLY MICROTRANSACTIONS
What happens when you take Animal Crossing, stuff it full of voxels, sprinkle some Minecraft DNA on top, and hand it to Ubisoft Montreal? Apparently, something called 'Alterra', a project that's been cooking in the Great White North for about 18 months. (Via InsiderGaming)
CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA INCOMING: LEAKED YU-GI-OH! EARLY DAYS COLLECTION IS A MONSTER-SIZED BLAST FROM THE PAST
Remember begging your parents for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and settling for the GameBoy games instead? Well, get ready to relive those moments of compromise because a recent leak suggests Konami is about to drop the mother of all Yu-Gi-Oh! collections.
FOOTBALL REFEREE SIMULATOR REVIEW: WHEN BEING THE BAD GUY FEELS SO GOOD
Ever wondered what it's like to be the most hated person on a football field? Well, now you can live out your dreams of ruining matches and making grown men cry for less than the price of a post-match beer.