Slay the Spire 2 gives you five miserable souls to drag up its punishing tower. I rank the entire early access roster and show you how to unlock everyone in under five minutes.

Command and Conquer fans have been starving in the desert for years. Humble just dropped the genre's phenomenal spiritual successor for the price of a cheap lunch, and the rest of the bundle is legitimately stacked.

Slapping random cybernetics into your rig is a great way to end up dead on Tau Ceti. Here is the exact data on every single implant and penalty in the game.

You spent your childhood training monsters for battle, but now you need them to mix concrete and process lumber.

You spent hours building the perfect town, and now your star workers have vanished into the digital ether. Here is how to track down your missing pocket monsters without losing your mind.

Grinding experience points in an extraction shooter is a chore if you treat every match like a generic arena shooter. Stop hunting players and learn how to actually game the progression system.

Getting shot at by heavily armed robots is stressful enough without having to decipher a digital currency. Here is exactly what Silk does and why you need to spend it immediately.

Being broke in an extraction shooter is a miserable existence, so stop dying with a full backpack and learn how to actually exploit the economy.

Dropping into a raid with a backpack full of situational buffs instead of actual medical supplies is a guaranteed death sentence. Here is exactly what every consumable does in Marathon and which ones actually deserve a slot in your loadout.

Esoteric Ebb will actively punish you for playing it like a traditional roleplaying game. Stop treating every conversation like a cutscene and learn how the hidden tabletop mechanics actually function.

Character creation in Esoteric Ebb is a political minefield where your dump stat determines your ideology. Here is how to allocate your 27 points so you do not die of embarrassment in the first hour.

Getting 100 percent in Esoteric Ebb means surviving political bureaucracy, terrible dice rolls, and eating way too many apples. I have compiled exactly how to unlock every single achievement without losing your mind.

Slay the Spire 2 is finally here, but the real boss fight is just getting the game to launch. If you are staring at a black screen, I have the exact fixes you need to actually start playing.

Collapsing from exhaustion while hauling lumber across your island is completely avoidable. I break down exactly how to manage your stamina and permanently upgrade your energy reserves.

You are essentially an unpaid city planner trying to stop a Charmander from throwing a tantrum because the grass is too wet. Here is how to control your island's climate.

Managing a town full of picky elemental monsters is a logistical puzzle, but I have the strategies you need to keep your residents completely satisfied.

You are doing literal unpaid manual labor to fix a broken town. Here is how to rebuild the Pokemon Center so you can finally stop passing out in the dirt.

Congrats! You have been unceremoniously drafted into a massive unpaid public works project, and you are going to need a ridiculous amount of wood to get the job done.

Stop wandering around as a lost pink blob and learn how to actually rebuild your island. I have the tips you need to survive the brutal opening hours of Pokemon Pokopia.

Capcom officially lost their minds with this one. Here is the exact, painfully convoluted process required to solve the Final Puzzle in Resident Evil: Requiem.