NINTENDO SWITCH 2 LEAKER VANISHES FASTER THAN A MARIO POWER-UP

Just when you thought Nintendo leaks couldn't get more dramatic, we've got a leaker pulling a disappearing act that would make a Ninja jealous. And no, we're not talking about the streaming kind.

THE TALE OF THE VANISHING LEAKER

According to reports surfacing on Reddit, the mysterious source behind the recent "Switch 2 January reveal, March 2025 release" claims has apparently caught Nintendo's attention, and not in the "we'd love to have you over for tea" kind of way. The leaker, whose track record allegedly includes several accurate Switch announcements in the past, has gone full stealth mode, nuking their post history faster than a Blue Shell approaching first place.

ONE LAST CRYPTIC MESSAGE

Before vanishing into the digital ether, they left behind a single, ominous post mentioning how "the Ninjas got him" – presumably referring to Nintendo's notoriously zealous legal team rather than actual sword-wielding warriors (though with Nintendo, you never know).

THE PLOT THICKENS

What makes this particularly interesting is that Nintendo Prime, a prominent figure in the Nintendo community, has vouched for this leaker's past credibility. According to sources who've shared screenshots, this mysterious informant had previously nailed several Switch-related announcements with suspicious accuracy.

WHAT THIS COULD MEAN

While we should always take leaks with enough salt to make a cardiologist nervous, the dramatic disappearing act adds an intriguing layer of credibility to the January reveal/March 2025 release window claims. After all, you don't usually run from Nintendo's legal ninjas unless you've got something worth hiding.

Of course, this could all be an elaborate performance to give credibility to a lucky guess. But when it comes to Nintendo leaks, sometimes the most theatrical ones turn out to be right – just ask the guy who leaked the entire Smash Bros. roster via blurry Snapchat pictures.