Ah, Slime Rancher 2 - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Jell-O was sentient and fucking adorable?" Monomi Park's sequel to their smash hit is here to once again make you question your life choices as you spend hours cooing over digital goo-balls.

Ara: History Untold - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Civilization and Anno had a love child raised by an economist with ADHD?" This 4X strategy game tries to reinvent the wheel, and sometimes it rolls, sometimes it's square, and sometimes it fucking levitates. #GiftedbyXbox

Frostpunk 2 promises to evolve its predecessor's intimate survival sim into a grand political clusterfuck. But much like trying to govern a city of frostbitten malcontents, the results are as messy as they are divisive.

Welcome to the Backrooms, where the wallpaper is yellower than a chain smoker's teeth and the carpet smells like your grandma's attic on steroids. Backrooms: Escape Together is the latest entry in the ever-expanding "get lost in creepy-ass empty spaces" genre, and it's here to answer the age-old question: What if we made a horror game, but made it really fucking pretty?

Akabaka's back with another cosmic fuck-fest, and this time they've cranked the Lovecraftian horror up to eleven. "Sucker for Love: Date to Die For" is less about awkward dates with tentacle monsters and more about running for your goddamn life while trying not to summon the end of the world.

Looks like Sony's got a new pet project, and it's not another generic open-world snoozefest. Fairgame$, the heist game from Jade Raymond's Haven Studios, is apparently making waves inside Sony's ivory towers. But is it the next big thing, or just another case of corporate circle-jerking?

Ubisoft's stock just took a nosedive that would make the Death Star's destruction look like a minor setback. All thanks to Star Wars Outlaws, a game that apparently sold about as well as sand on Tatooine.

Well, holy shit. Firewalk Studios' Concord just speedran its way from launch to shutdown. This cosmic trainwreck of a game is being pulled off digital shelves and sent to the great server farm in the sky after a whopping checks notes three weeks.

Xbox Game Pass is kicking off September with a lineup that's about as coherent as a drunk gamer trying to explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts. From truck driving in space to mythological warfare, this month's offerings are a grab bag of genres that'll either excite you or leave you scratching your head.

Xbox boss Phil Spencer just opened up about his decision-making skills, and holy shit, it's a doozy. Turns out, the man behind the green machine has a track record of passing on some of gaming's biggest franchises. Let's dive into this clusterfuck, shall we?

Well, well, well. Looks like Bungie and NetEase are still trying to milk the Destiny cow on mobile. Surprise, surprise.

The studio behind Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is facing a bloodbath of layoffs, and surprise surprise, it's all thanks to their latest game bombing harder than the Joker's worst jokes.

Valve's new hero shooter Deadlock is causing a shitstorm in the gaming world. Everyone wants in, but scoring an invite is about as easy as finding a competent teammate in a MOBA. But don't worry, I've got the solution that doesn't involve Reddit begging or selling your organs on the black market.

A Reddit user's comic titled "How to start World War 3" is making waves in the gaming community, perfectly capturing the frustration over beloved franchises being turned into mobile cash grabs. The punchline? Half-Life 3 reimagined as a mobile game. It's ridiculous, hilarious, and just a little too close to home for comfort.

Randy Pitchford, Gearbox's resident foot-in-mouth expert, is at it again. The man who once declared Steam might "look like a dying store" in 5-10 years is now eating a heaping plate of crow, admitting in a tweet that his Epic Games Store fantasies were "misplaced or overly optimistic." No shit, Sherlock.

In a world where digital games are becoming as disposable as yesterday's leftovers, gamers across Europe are saying "Fuck this shit" and fighting back. The "Stop Destroying Videogames" petition, launched as a European Citizens' Initiative, is gathering signatures faster than a speedrunner collects coins. With over 327,000 signatures in just a month, it's on track to hit the magic million needed to make the suits in Brussels sit up and take notice.

Ah, Nvidia drivers. The digital equivalent of that friend who always insists on trying the newest fad diet. Sometimes it works wonders, and sometimes it leaves you hugging the toilet bowl wondering where it all went wrong.

Looks like Activision's latest “masterpiece”, Call of Duty Black Ops 6, is aiming to be the Godzilla of your hard drive. With a rumored 300GB install size, it's not just eating up your storage – it's setting up a fucking buffet.

Looks like Bethesda's been busy cooking up some new ways to keep us glued to our screens and neglecting our real-life responsibilities. To no one's surprise, the achievements for Starfield's Shattered Space DLC have been revealed on SteamDB. Let's take a look at them, shall we?

Looks like our dreams of ruling our own private slice of Arrakis are going up in sand. Dune Awakening, Funcom's upcoming survival MMO, is launching with all the flexibility of a dead sandworm.