DEADLOCK: HOW TO GET YOUR INVITE THE EASY WAY

Valve's new hero shooter Deadlock is causing a shitstorm in the gaming world. Everyone wants in, but scoring an invite is about as easy as finding a competent teammate in a MOBA. But don't worry, I've got the solution that doesn't involve Reddit begging or selling your organs on the black market.

DEADLOCK: HOW TO GET YOUR INVITE THE EASY WAY

THE FRIEND LIST WASTELAND

Most of us don't have friends cool enough to be playing Deadlock already. Your Steam friends list is probably a graveyard of inactive accounts and Stardew Valley addicts. Good fucking luck getting an invite from that lot.

REDDIT: THE PIT OF DESPAIR

Sure, you could try your luck on Reddit, posting your friend code like a desperate plea into the void. But let's be real, you've got better odds of Valve learning to count to three.

THE NO-BULLSHIT SOLUTION

Here's the deal: I'm handing out Deadlock invites like candy. No strings attached, no bullshit.

Here's what you do:

  1. Open Steam

  2. Go to https://steamcommunity.com/id/AngryWalnut/

  3. Add me as a friend

  4. Wait for me to accept

  5. Get your damn invite

CUT THE CRAP

No, you don't have to name your firstborn after me or pledge your soul to Gaben. Just pay it forward once you're in. Invite other poor bastards who are desperate to play.

DON'T BE A DUMBASS

If anyone's asking you to click sketchy links or wants your login info, they're trying to scam you. The real invite process is dead simple. I invite you, Steam emails you, you're in. End of story.

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