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Animal Trainer Simulator Review: Horse Girls' Fever Dream Gone Wrong
Ever wanted to experience what it's like to run an animal training center while simultaneously questioning reality itself? Animal Trainer Simulator is here to fulfill that oddly specific fantasy, bringing you all the joys of pet training combined with more bugs than an entomologist's wet dream.
Voidtrain Review: When Cosmic Horror Meets Thomas the Tank Engine
What do you get when you cross Raft with Thomas the Tank Engine and throw them both into the void? Apparently, you get Voidtrain, a game that answers the age-old question: "What if trains could float?" It's like someone played BioShock Infinite and thought, "You know what this needs? More train customization and worse gunplay."
Diplomacy is Not an Option Review: When 'Git Gud' Becomes Official Policy
Remember when you played Age of Empires and thought, "This is nice, but what if it hated me personally?" Well, congratulations, Diplomacy is Not an Option is here to fulfill your masochistic fantasies. It's like They Are Billions had a baby with Dark Souls, and that baby wants you dead.
Garage Flipper Review: Where Dreams of Car Storage Go to Die
You know how the gaming industry's currently going through its "flip everything that exists" phase? Well, Garage Flipper is here to prove that not everything needs a renovation simulator. It's like House Flipper had a child with a broken GPU, and neither parent showed up for custody.
Black One Blood Brothers Review: When One Dev Dreams Bigger Than AAA
Ever wondered what would happen if someone looked at ARMA 3, Rainbow Six, and Ghost Recon, then said "I can make that by myself"? Well, Black One Blood Brothers is your answer, and it's either the most ambitious one-man project in gaming or the most beautiful train wreck you'll ever witness. Possibly both.
Kill Knight Review: Where Dark Souls Meets Robotron in a Heavy Metal Moshpit
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Kill Knight, a twin-stick shooter that's about as relaxing as performing brain surgery during an earthquake. This isn't your grandma's arcade game – unless your grandma happens to be a hardcore demon-slaying badass.
Ominous Review: Hide and Seek Meets Interdimensional Chaos
Imagine playing the world's most terrifying game of hide and seek, where you can't see your friends, but the boogeyman can see everyone. Welcome to Ominous, the game that answers the question, "What if we made a horror game, but added a dash of existential loneliness?"
Inn Tycoon Review: Where Watching Paint Dry Meets Medieval Hospitality
Ah, Inn Tycoon, the game that answers the age-old question: "What if we made a management sim, but removed most of the management?" Strap on your lute and don your best "I'd like to speak to the tavern keeper" haircut, because we're diving into the thrilling world of medieval hospitality.
Russian Roulette: Online Review - Digital Russian Roulette Where the Real Loser is Your Wallet
Well, folks, it seems the developers of Russian Roulette: Online decided to play their own version of Russian roulette with game design, and boy, did they lose spectacularly. This game is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake, and twice as frustrating.
Forever Skies Review: Subnautica's Floaty Cousin with Commitment Issues
Ah, Forever Skies, the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Subnautica had a baby with a blimp?" Well, we're about to take a wild ride through the skies of a post-apocalyptic Earth that's more toxic than your ex's Twitter feed.
COPYCAT REVIEW: A FELINE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT'LL LEAVE YOU FURBALLED
Well, well, well, cat lovers and masochists alike, gather 'round for a tale of whiskers, woe, and what-the-actual-fuck. Copycat, the game that promises to let you live out your feline fantasies, is here to remind you why some dreams should stay in the litter box.
SLIME RANCHER 2 REVIEW: MORE WIGGLY GOODNESS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A VACPACK AT
Ah, Slime Rancher 2 - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Jell-O was sentient and fucking adorable?" Monomi Park's sequel to their smash hit is here to once again make you question your life choices as you spend hours cooing over digital goo-balls.
ARA: HISTORY UNTOLD - WHEN 4X STRATEGY SNORTS A LINE OF PURE ECONOMICS
Ara: History Untold - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Civilization and Anno had a love child raised by an economist with ADHD?" This 4X strategy game tries to reinvent the wheel, and sometimes it rolls, sometimes it's square, and sometimes it fucking levitates. #GiftedbyXbox
FROSTPUNK 2: WHERE SURVIVAL MEETS SPREADSHEETS AND FROZEN BUREAUCRACY
Frostpunk 2 promises to evolve its predecessor's intimate survival sim into a grand political clusterfuck. But much like trying to govern a city of frostbitten malcontents, the results are as messy as they are divisive.
BACKROOMS: ESCAPE TOGETHER - WHEN LIMINAL SPACES MEET UNREAL ENGINE 5
Welcome to the Backrooms, where the wallpaper is yellower than a chain smoker's teeth and the carpet smells like your grandma's attic on steroids. Backrooms: Escape Together is the latest entry in the ever-expanding "get lost in creepy-ass empty spaces" genre, and it's here to answer the age-old question: What if we made a horror game, but made it really fucking pretty?
SUCKER FOR LOVE: DATE TO DIE FOR - ELDRITCH HORNINESS MEETS HORROR
Akabaka's back with another cosmic fuck-fest, and this time they've cranked the Lovecraftian horror up to eleven. "Sucker for Love: Date to Die For" is less about awkward dates with tentacle monsters and more about running for your goddamn life while trying not to summon the end of the world.
MIKA AND THE WITCH'S MOUNTAIN REVIEW - DELIVERING PACKAGES AND STEALING HEARTS
Forget everything you thought you knew about magical delivery services. Mika and the Witch's Mountain drop-kicks those notions into the stratosphere with the force of a caffeinated dragon. It's as if someone took Kiki's Delivery Service, strapped it to a rocket, and blasted it through a rainbow made of pure adrenaline. This game snorts pixie dust for breakfast and washes it down with a gallon of liquid chaos, creating a concoction of whimsy and insanity that'll leave you higher than a witch's hat on Halloween.
JUST CROW THINGS REVIEW - FEATHERED MAYHEM MEETS AVIAN ADHD
Just Crow Things swoops into the indie game scene like a caffeinated corvid on a mission, bringing more chaos than a flock of seagulls at a beachside picnic. This feathered fever dream from the twisted minds behind Rain on Your Parade proves once again that sometimes, the best way to make a game is to take a simple concept, inject it with pure madness, and let it loose on an unsuspecting world.
ENDZONE 2 REVIEW - WHEN ANNO MEETS MAD MAX
Endzone 2 crash lands into the Early Access wasteland like a drunken courier with a package marked "Handle With Care." This sequel to the original post-apocalyptic city builder cranks everything up to 11, throwing in enough new features to make your radiation-addled brain melt faster than Chernobyl's reactor core.
GALAXY BURGER REVIEW - SLINGING SPACE SLOP ACROSS THE COSMOS
Galaxy Burger flings you into the greasiest corners of the universe, arming you with nothing but a spatula and a dream. This pixel-art fever dream of a cooking sim serves up a heaping helping of nostalgia, drizzled with enough alien weirdness to make you question the sanity of intergalactic health inspectors.