ASTRO BOT TROPHY LIST REVEALED: PREPARE YOUR THUMBS FOR CARPAL TUNNEL
Sony's favorite little robot mascot is back, and this time he's brought enough trophies to make even the most hardcore achievement hunter weep tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how much of a masochist you are).
TROPHYS EVERYWHERE: BECAUSE WHO NEEDS A SOCIAL LIFE?
Astro Bot's latest adventure comes with a whopping 44 trophies, each one more ridiculous than the last. From "Astro-nomical!" (the platinum that 0.00% of players will ever see) to "Bot Bot Revolution" (because apparently, dancing with 100 bots is a totally normal thing to do), this list reads like a fever dream concocted by a game developer on a three-day energy drink binge.
Astro-nomical! Earned all Trophies. Well done and see you in Astro's next adventure!
Unforgettable! Recovered the Mothership's Memory.
Solid Performance Recovered the Mothership's SSD.
Doing It For You Recovered the Mothership's GPU.
Keep It Cool Recovered the Mothership's Cooling Fan.
Take Cover! Recovered the Mothership's Protection Covers.
A Lot To Process Saved the CPU Kid.
One Bot Down… Rescued your first Bot.
Monkey See, Monkey Rescue Rescued all Bots in Gorilla Nebula.
Tentacular Spectacular Rescued all Bots in Tentacle System
Fangs Very Much! Rescued all Bots in Serpent Starway.
Nowhere To Hide Rescued all Bots in Camo Cosmos.
Back To The Nest Rescued all Bots in Feather Cluster.
Lost And Found Rescued all Bots in Lost Galaxy.
The Golden Bot Rescued the Special Master Bot at the top of the Golden Statue.
A Puzzling Start Found your first Puzzle Piece.
Licence To Spend Opened the Gatcha Lab.
Animal Attraction Opened the Safari Park.
Splash My Dash Opened the Dual Speeder Garage.
Time For A Change Opened the Changing Room.
Monumental Achievement Unlocked the Golden Statue.
First Prize Collected your first Gatcha from the Gatcha Lab.
Money Well Spent Earned 150 prizes from the Gatcha Lab.
Strike A Pose! Took a picture at a Photo Spot.
SingStars Witnessed all ship parts singing together in Crash Site.
What Is He Saying? Splashed Papa Tree's face during his song.
Um Jammer Slammy Successfully dunked the basketball in Construction Derby.
Net Profit Caught the gold butterfly in Apes On The Loose.
Eyes Of The All-Father Found and defeated all eight ravens in Bot Of War.
The Lost Eggacy Collected all three egg artefacts in Dude Raiding.
What A Trip! Defeated seven enemies with the Tripcaster.
Double Dug-in Took out two Wormys at the same time.
Time To Cash In! Stopped time and won the jackpot on all four slot machines in Slo-Mo Casino.
Jumping Through Hoops Leapt through the ring in Bubbling Under.
Thick As Thieves Captured a photo of two legendary explorers in Crash Site.
Thaw, God of Thunder! Froze a hammer-wielding deity with the axe in Crash Site.
Royally Stuck Got a little too close to a sticky sphere in Crash Site.
Let's Twist Again Busted a move with an iconic marsupial in Crash Site.
Deep-Pocket Dragon Made a tough guy drop all his items in Crash Site.
KO! Picked a fight with two street fighting warriors in Crash Site.
Wall Buster Broke up a Bot Wall.
Keep It Together! Knocked a Bot out of a Bot Tower without it collapsing.
Bot Bot Revolution Danced with 100 Bots in Crash Site.
At The Top Of My Game Made it to the top of the Mothership.
Astro Bot's latest outing promises to be a trophy hunter's wet dream (or nightmare, depending on your perspective). Prepare your thumbs, clear your calendars, and maybe inform your loved ones that you'll be disappearing for the foreseeable future.