RETAIL COMPANY SIMULATOR: PROFIT MARGINS AND PANIC ATTACKS

Ever dreamed of running your own clothing empire without the hassle of actual retail work? Retail Company Simulator is here to scratch that itch, offering a surprisingly addictive dive into the world of fashion entrepreneurship. It's like Supermarket Simulator's trendy cousin who spent a semester abroad and came back with a taste for haute couture.

GAMEPLAY: FROM RAGS TO RICHES (LITERALLY)

Retail Company Simulator throws you into the deep end of the fashion pool faster than you can say "prêt-à-porter." You start with a humble boutique and work your way up to a department store that would make Macy's jealous.

The core gameplay loop is satisfyingly straightforward: stock shelves, serve customers, and watch those sweet, sweet profits roll in. It's a delicate balance of inventory management, customer service, and expansion that'll keep you coming back for "just one more day" until you realize it's 3 AM and you have work tomorrow.

VISUALS: CATWALK MEETS COMPUTER GRAPHICS

Graphically, Retail Company Simulator won't be winning any beauty pageants, but it gets the job done. The character models have a certain charm, like early 2000s NPCs that decided to pursue a career in fashion. And let's be honest, we're here for the management, not the mankinis.

The real star of the show is the store itself. Watching your humble shop grow into a multi-floor fashion mecca is more satisfying than finding money in your old jeans. Plus, the knock-off brand logos are a hilarious touch. Who wouldn't want to stock their store with "Guchi" and "Louie Vitton"?

MANAGEMENT: MICROMANAGING MADE MILDLY MANIC

This is where Retail Company Simulator really shines. The depth of management options is impressive, letting you control everything from pricing to store layout. It's like playing dress-up with an entire business.

Hiring staff adds another layer of strategy. Your AI employees might not be the brightest bulbs in the chandelier, but watching them bumble around restocking shelves and manning cash registers is oddly endearing. It's like having your own little retail ant farm.

CUSTOMERS: THE SPICE OF RETAIL LIFE

The customers in this game are a delightful mix of predictable and peculiar. They'll wander your store, try on clothes, and occasionally make purchases that make you question their fashion sense. It's like people-watching at the mall, minus the risk of making awkward eye contact.

FINAL THOUGHTS: FASHION FORWARD OR FASHION FAUX PAS?

Retail Company Simulator is like that quirky boutique you stumble upon – it might not be what you were looking for, but you're glad you found it. It's a solid management sim that offers hours of engrossing gameplay for anyone who's ever dreamed of being the next fashion mogul.

Is it perfect? Not quite. But it's a damn good time for what it is. The developers seem committed to improving the game, with updates addressing player feedback faster than a sample sale clears out last season's stock.

Final Score: 8 out of 10 Fabulous Flamingos

It's addictive, it's fun, and it's got more depth than you might expect. If you enjoy management sims and have a soft spot for retail, this game is a must-buy. Just don't blame me when you start critiquing your local mall's layout.

We at NLM received a key for this game for free, this however didn't impact our review in any way.

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