I mapped out exactly how to unlock all 15 stages in Vampire Crawlers. Here is the complete list of requirements and rewards to help you progress through the map.

I map out exactly where to find every Village building in Vampire Crawlers. Upgrade your hub quickly so you survive the brutal late game.

Earning the Platinum trophy in this roguelite deckbuilder is going to consume your free time. I mapped out all 162 trophies so you can track your progress without losing your mind.

Microsoft and Valve refuse to share your save files, so I am going to show you exactly how to force them to cooperate.

Finding the Fortune Teller is only the first step. You still have to grind out the unlock requirements for the most broken passive buffs in the game.

Veterans of the franchise are dying because they fundamentally misunderstand how the utility stats evolved for a deckbuilder.

Stacking your deck with heavy hitters is a complete waste of time if you do not understand the underlying math calculating your actual damage output.

Stacking your deck with heavy hitters means absolutely nothing if the game decides to hand you garbage when you open a chest.

Staring at a hand full of heavy-hitting cards with an empty mana pool is a guaranteed death sentence. Here is how you fix your economy.

Beating the final dungeon boss is just the warm up routine. I have the exact mathematical strategy to put the Red Death in the ground.

Stop playing by the rules and learn how to mathematically shatter the game with an infinite card loop.

Stop bashing your head against the third stage and learn how to actually manipulate the chest economy to fund your village.

Stop bleeding out on the third floor. I have the exact mechanics for surviving the attrition of these dungeon runs.

Hitting the pass button while you still have resources feels like a crime, but it is the smartest tactical choice you can make.

Ranking every mandatory tutorial item is a waste of time. Here is the actual early game survival roadmap to get your economy moving.

Throwing your hard-earned gold at the Blacksmith is a rookie mistake if you do not know which cards actually deserve the upgrades.

Track down every hidden Relic and the elusive Pentagram to stop getting crushed in the deeper dungeon floors.

Mastering the ascending combo multiplier and securing weapon evolutions is the only way to survive the deeper dungeon floors.

Unlocking the full roster takes a lot of gold and a little blood. Here is exactly how to get every character.

Ditching real-time action for turn-based dungeon crawling is a brutal transition, but I have the tactics to keep you alive.