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Raccoin Troubleshooting Guide: Breaking The Infinite Loops
The physics engine is chaotic enough without the user interface actively trying to sabotage your run. Here is exactly how to fix the endless roulette loop and disable the annoying auto-shoot lock.
Raccoin Advanced Scoring Strategy: Breaking The Math
The cute animal mascots in Raccoin are a distraction from the brutal mathematical reality of the late game. Here is exactly how to break the scoring formula and secure massive combos.
Raccoin Mechanics Explained: Decoding The Fine Print
The tooltip descriptions in Raccoin are notoriously vague and occasionally read like badly translated tax documents. Here is my complete breakdown of how the game actually calculates conversion rates, debt, and the bizarre Origin modifier.
Raccoin Character Unlock Guide: Climbing The Corporate Ladder
Grinding the infinite coin pusher with the default raccoon gets old fast, but expanding your roster requires some serious survival skills. Here is exactly how to unlock every character in Raccoin and master their unique playstyles.
Raccoin Beginner Guide: Surviving The Infinite Coin Pusher
Raccoin disguises a punishing roguelike economy behind the flashing lights of a boardwalk coin pusher. Here is exactly how to stop bleeding tickets and actually build a winning board state.
Grind Survivors Review - A Beautiful, Brutal Slog
I spent hours gambling my hard earned currency in a digital forge just to survive another wave of exploding demons. If you love min maxing your weapons and do not mind a punishing loop, this might be your next addiction.
Slay the Spire 2 Relic Tier List: The Good, The Bad, and The Run Killers
Slay the Spire 2 is actively trying to kill you, and half the relics it offers are secretly helping it. I am here to separate the run winning treasures from the absolute trash.
Slay the Spire 2 Colossal Flower Guide - The Price of Greed
Staring down the Colossal Flower in Slay the Spire 2 is the ultimate test of your own greed. I am here to tell you exactly how much health that Pollinous Core is actually worth.
Slay the Spire 2 Fake Merchant Guide: Exploiting the Bootleg Market
The Fake Merchant in Slay the Spire 2 looks like a cruel joke, but his bootleg inventory is actually a massive hidden opportunity.
Slay The Spire 2 The Trial Guide: How To Survive Jury Duty
Getting drafted for jury duty in Slay the Spire 2 is a literal death trap. I tested every option in The Trial event so you know exactly when to take the bribe and when to play it safe.
Slay The Spire 2 Crystal Sphere Guide: How To Survive The Divine Event
The Crystal Sphere event in Slay the Spire 2 is basically a rigged casino inside a fortune teller's tent. I am going to show you how to beat the Divine minigame and walk away with your gold intact.
Slay the Spire 2 Ancients Guide: Surviving the Gods of the Spire
The safety of a post-boss loot chest is gone, replaced by a pantheon of strange deities offering massive power in exchange for your sanity.
Slay The Spire 2 Insatiable Boss Guide: Escaping The Sandpit
The Insatiable introduces a terrifying instant kill timer to Slay the Spire 2, forcing you to balance your damage output with sheer survival. I am breaking down exactly how to escape the Sandpit.
Slay The Spire 2 Doormaker Boss Guide: How to Evict Act 3's Biggest Coward
The Doormaker is an Act 3 coward that hides behind a floating pile of magical rubble while scaling his damage to absurd heights. Here is how I shatter his defenses.
Slay The Spire 2 Knowledge Demon Boss Guide: Surviving The Demonic Choice
The Knowledge Demon pauses your Slay the Spire 2 run just to hand you a menu of terrible debuffs. I am breaking down exactly which poison you need to pick to survive Act 2.
Slay The Spire 2 Console Commands: How To Cheat Fate And Break The Game
Want to break Mega Crit's punishing RNG over your knee? Here is exactly how to unlock and use the Slay the Spire 2 developer console to cheat your way to the top.
Slay The Spire 2 Queen Guide: Surviving 99 Stacks Of Absolute Misery
The Queen is arguably the most punishing Act 3 boss in Slay the Spire 2, dropping 99 debuffs on your head the second you walk through the door. Here is how I consistently execute royalty.
Slay the Spire 2 Co-Op Guide: How to Survive Multiplayer
Slay the Spire 2 finally added true multiplayer, and it completely changes the math of the game. Here is everything you need to know about surviving the Spire with your friends without wanting to strangle them.
Slay the Spire 2 Ascension Guide: Climbing the Nightmare Ladder
Beating Act 3 is just the tutorial. Here is exactly how the new, compressed Ascension system in Slay the Spire 2 is going to break you, and how you can break it back.
Slay the Spire 2 Test Subject Guide: Killing the Unkillable Lizard
Beating the Act 3 bosses requires a flawless deck, but the self-resurrecting Test Subject requires an entirely different level of patience. Here is how I consistently put this mutant reptile in the ground.