I thought I was sitting down for a simple, relaxing cleaning game. Two hours later, I was a sobbing mess, emotionally devastated by a pixelated music box. What the hell just happened?

I wanted to love Bye Sweet Carole. It looks like a lost Disney classic, but it plays like a cursed prototype.

I've just had my ass handed to me by a pair of dice for the fifth time in a row. Dice Legends is a beautiful game that will make you want to throw your monitor out the window.

I just played a $10 game that has more personality and better jokes than most AAA titles. Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion is a chaotic, foul-mouthed, hand-drawn fever dream, and I think I'm in love.

Kaiserpunk sold us the dream of a deep, alternate-history city builder. The reality is a frustrating, and bafflingly designed mess that feels more like an early prototype than a finished game, even now.

Seafarer: The Ship Sim has the soul of a brilliant maritime simulator trapped in the body of a janky, un-optimized mess. It makes my PC weep, but I still can't bring myself to abandon ship.

I came to Hollywood Animal to build a movie empire. I'm staying because I've discovered the joy of blackmailing my lead actor and asking the mafia to "clear the release schedule."

Ever wondered what would happen if your fondest childhood memories stormed back into your life, only to immediately trip over the rug, spill beer on your console, and then have the audacity to charge you 50 bucks for the privilege? Well, Commandos: Origins is here to answer that question with a resounding, glitch-fueled "Ja, mein Kommandant!"

Ever wondered what would happen if someone finally made an SCP game that didn't just throw 173 and 096 at you while you run around like a headless chicken? Well, grab your camera and put on your psychological armor, because Go Home Annie is here to show us that the SCP universe is way more than just neck-snapping statues and shy guys with anger issues.

Alright, folks, I booted up "SteamWorld Build" and was immediately smacked in the face with a steampunk wasteland vibe that's as charming as it is desolate. It's like stepping into a robot's daydream, complete with an abandoned railway station and a mine shaft that screams adventure.

Sons of the Forest is one of the most popular and talked about games on Steam right now, but what's the big deal? Is the game truly worth the 30 bucks its asking for this early in EA? Lets find out!

Have you always wondered how quickly the United States would implode if you were president? 

Well, wonder no more.