PLAYSTATION DECEMBER EVENT: GRUBB CONFIRMS IT'S AS REAL AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND FROM CANADA
Well folks, looks like we can officially file "December PlayStation Event" under "Things That Don't Exist" right next to affordable gaming chairs and reasonable gamers on Twitter. Industry insider Jeff Grubb has dropped another truth bomb, this time confirming he hasn't heard a peep about any PlayStation Showcase or State of Play happening in December.
THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
For those wondering why your PlayStation news feed is emptier than a Battlefield 2042 server at launch, Grubb took to Twitter (or X, or whatever Elon's calling it these days) to put the final nail in the December showcase coffin. Not a whisper, not a rumor, not even a "my uncle works at Sony" story.
GRUBB GOES FULL GRINCH
In his Game Mess Mornings show, Grubb elaborated on why we shouldn't expect Sony to stuff our stockings with gaming goodness this holiday season. It's almost like PlayStation is taking the "silent night" concept a bit too literally this December.
PLAYSTATION'S HOLIDAY SPIRIT: MIA
This revelation hits harder than a Dark Souls boss, especially considering the gaming drought we've been experiencing. PlayStation fans are so desperate for news they're starting to see announcements in their toast - but it looks like we'll have to keep that clown makeup handy for a bit longer.
2024: THE YEAR OF COPIUM?
At this point, we're all just sitting here like that Pablo Escobar meme, waiting for any crumb of PlayStation news. Maybe January? February? 2025? Who knows! At least we have... checks notes... absolutely nothing to look forward to.